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The Limo

Ahhh, the Limo! This is one of the coolest moves you can make, show up in a Limo. If you get a limo, be sure you have a driver, a hot chick that has a bunch of stripper friends, and a spare tire. There is nothing lamer than having to change a tire on a limo.


Crazy Jumping Car

Perfect for a Cool Guy that spends his time jumping various articles like barrels, boxes, things on fire, or other lame cars. Be sure to get the seat-belt option and ALWAYS make sure your groupies all have teeth.


Porsche 911

Very friggin cool car - the Porsche. You can be cool if you get a Porsche and pronounce it 'PORSH-AH.' Also try to get a Porsche Hat, a Porsche Jacket, a Porsche Keychain, and most importantly, some leather gloves. This will save you from wind burn.


18-Wheeler

Oh man, there is nothing more powerful or more intimidating than the SEMI. Not only are you automatically cool, you also get to make a few bucks while driving around. Plus you get to go to cool truck-stops and pick up almost an unlimited number of chicks.


Cool Plow Truck

This truck is really cool especially if you live in snow, or in a land-fill. Make sure to leave the plow on all of the time, especially when you go out drinking. Nothing will keep you from getting home.