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The Limo
Ahhh, the Limo! This is one of the coolest moves you can make, show up
in a Limo. If you get a limo, be sure you have a driver, a hot
chick that has a bunch of stripper friends, and a spare tire. There is
nothing lamer than having to change a tire on a limo.
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Crazy Jumping Car
Perfect for a Cool Guy that spends his time jumping various articles like barrels,
boxes, things on fire, or other lame cars. Be sure to get the seat-belt option
and ALWAYS make sure your groupies all have teeth.
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Porsche 911
Very friggin cool car - the Porsche. You can be cool if you get a Porsche and
pronounce it 'PORSH-AH.' Also try to get a Porsche Hat, a Porsche Jacket, a
Porsche Keychain, and most importantly, some leather gloves. This will save
you from wind burn.
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18-Wheeler
Oh man, there is nothing more powerful or more intimidating than the SEMI.
Not only are you automatically cool, you also get to make a few bucks while
driving around. Plus you get to go to cool truck-stops and pick up almost an
unlimited number of chicks.
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Cool Plow Truck
This truck is really cool especially if you live in snow, or in a land-fill.
Make sure to leave the plow on all of the time, especially when you go
out drinking. Nothing will keep you from getting home.
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