At the Gym

Don’t you want to look like this? Holy shit, this guy is so cool, that there are hardly words to explain it. This Cool Guy has a lot of cool things going on, let me list them:

1. Sunglasses (with Croakies)
2. Cool skull and crossbones shirt (black)
3. Tight black jeans (for the ladieeees)
4. Rolled up sleeves to expose his 17-inch pythons
5. Black Nissan Driven Hat
6. Cool “I’ll crush you like the bug you are” Stance
7. Endless hours at Family Fitness
8. Used 1986 Corvette
9. Professionally done photos from JC Penny’s


*Face blurred out with Photoshop to protect the Coolness