At Sporting Events

There is nothing like a fan that GOES ALL THE WAY. This Cool Guy has really made an effort to support his team. He has done this by wearing sunglasses, buying a $180 helmet replica and having his friend Gonad paint him red ALL OVER. He also keeps an extra ice-pack to keep his nipples hard.

All cool guys like football. This could be you one day, make sure to have friend's named "Stubby," and "Gonad."

And make sure you don't have saggy man breasts like the guy on the right.